I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.
Still to this day my favorite comic
fall out boy? why not fall out girl?
[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]
[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]
why is there an ewok in a grocery store
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
im in love with this dog and also i relate with it
your horse is sick
Snakes yawning should be a thing.
IM GOING TO GO CRY FROM HOW CUTE THIS LITTLE FUCK IS
This country is really absurd sometimes…
But we know we love it, though.
that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd
"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.
In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”
We apologize for things constantly.
"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!"
Sorry about the traffic.
"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!"
Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.
"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!"
Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.
And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.
There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.
That’s what sorry means to me and I’m American…
I apologize too often partly because I’m Canadian and partly because I feel the need to sympathize with everyone about everything
|—||a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)|
i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars
Just a set of quick photos I did for class.
you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum
That’s exactly what a monday feels like
kinda what social anxiety feels like
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE
*gets to door*
wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer
this is what chronic illness looks like. :( this is what I go through every single day. Only I’m at half empty before I even get out of bed… :\
exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than “you lazy bum” can relate to.