So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"
A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts
that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here.
"How'd you guys prepare?"
Get to know me meme - [2/5] favorite musical artists: Twenty One Pilots
“Do you feel that? That’s a bunch of people in one room deciding it’s worth it to stay alive for at least one day. It’s music. You see, music can help things make sense one verse at a time. If you love music like me, sometimes you can’t do anything but move. Sometimes you can’t do anything but jump.” — Tyler Joseph
when ur in the shower and the power goes out
look at these scary humans beings
holding hands? acting weirdly? that dance?
clearly summoning satan
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